**Pay attention*** Mary had a little lamb. His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went. The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day. It was not even the rule. He made the children laugh and play, to have a lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; to bring the Lamb of God to school or even say his name. Every day got worse and worse. And days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh we heard gun shots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime thats inour schools today? Lets let the Lamb come back to school and teach our kids to PRAY!!! If you agree, please repost!!!

iamlittlei:

Perfection.

(I will stop reblogging these eventually maybe.)

iamlittlei:

davidsilver:

iadoreemarkfoster:

vansinthesand:

surfbunny:

whenthesongends:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?

alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit

OH.MY.GOD. MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN COMPLETED

FUCK YES! THANK YOU . ; )

Or you could, you know, try not being an asshole and maybe learn your shit? I don’t know. 

Just FYI: Teacher don’t gingerly transport scantrons one at a time between classrooms and folders. We stack them. Your Chapstick-smeared scantron would be a sticky mess almost instantly, adhering itself to folders, other scantrons, the scantron reader, your teacher’s hand, etc, and you’d get a zero for being a dipshit.

im may be a big girl but im sexy and i know it!

i realized something today thank god im single. every guy i talk to is a douche so im not talking to any. and im going to see how many douches talk to me!

lionezzy:

kadiefuckingcook:

I used to be afraid to watch this show because there was this fat lady that worked at my daycare that I hated with a burning passion and she looked and sounded like Bear and I thought it was her on the show just wearing a bear suit or something. Fuck that shit, man.

This was the coolest and sometimes strangest show ever.

kjbillings:

Stop Internet Censorship via SOPA or PIPA. I’m glad tumblr isn’t blacking out though.